December 2009
1 post
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
1 post
Last important post probably
Hey everyone,
I decided that this tumblr wasn’t fulfilling the purpose that I originally created it for which is to post the secrets and lulz of my life. So I’m making a new one where I follow no one. I linked it to my most volatile email, as a testament to this and my life.
If you really want to find out, ask me, otherwise it’s just gonna stand on it’s own.
...
September 2009
19 posts
REBLOG WITH THE NAME OF YOUR IPOD.
marieeeel:
iamnodoctor:
fogcitymaverick:
Padfoot.
Roosevelt (Franklin)
Nonexistent :)
Abzorbaloff: At last, the greatest feast of all, the Doctor!
The Doctor: [studying him] Interesting. Some sort of Abzorbatrix... Abzorbaclon, Abzorbaloff...
Abzorbaloff: Abzorbaloff, yes.
Rose: Is it me, or is he a bit... Slitheen?
The Doctor: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?
Abzorbaloff: No! I'm not the swine; I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.
The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?
Abzorbaloff: Clom!
The Doctor: Clom?
Abzorbaloff: Clom. Yes. And I'll return there victorious, once I possess your travelling machine.
The Doctor: Well, that'll never happen.
Abzorbaloff: Oh, but it will! 'Cause you'll surrender to me, Doctor. You'll do as I say, [stretches a hand towards Elton] or this one dies. See, I've read about you, Doctor. I've studied you. So passionate, so sweet - you wouldn't let an innocent man die! And I'll absorb him, unless you give yourself to me.
The Doctor: Sweet, maybe... Passionate, I suppose... But don't ever mistake that for nice.
How weird is it that I always find people on tumblr who have similar interests to me without even searching for them, or even being on the tumblr for that matter.
Me
readingthroughme:
Not a lot of people know who I really am. Honestly, I keep a lot of secrets to myself, sometimes I don’t even tell my best friend. The real me, is probably someone would thing is awfully weird or someone who is just a load of drama. Or maybe I’m just one of those people who likes to socialize yet keep a piece of herself for her own mind. I think that giving myself out all the...
Yo kanye, i’m happy for you and ima let you finish, but the internet had...
K-k-kanye
Everyone’s bitching about him, but you’re all still gonna buy his music.
Do want. →
How is it possible on the one hand, for example, to behave as if nothing on...
– Le Clézio
I tried to unfollow the blogs I didn’t read too much because there was more content than I had time to read, I now have more followers than I did 5 mins ago.
August 2009
26 posts
Finally
0 Tumblarity! My life is complete!
@Para-mour: Just found out they were a band recently, and started listening to them :P Makes me jump up and down in joy/feel like I need to fsck shit up/Office Space copier scene but x 1000 GTA style.
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker post.
Too much information, not enough time, too lazy to write script to summarize+image recognition is a biatch.
Also, tumbalrity still not 0.
Christine probably going to comment about this weird style.
Feels like.. creeper status.
Anything significant/David Tennant win, aim: omgitsdevang.
Oh you pithecanthropus anacoluthons.
I’m listening to the Doctor Who soundtrack, and these words don’t do it justice, but it’s fucking amazing.
While the Body Mass Index (BMI) of American women...
BMI is an inaccurate system of measurement, but this is still super lols.
theeighthhorcrux:
fuckyeahfacts:
Wired magazine compiled the stats of every Playboy centerfold between 1953 and January of this year, and found their average body mass has shrunk almost 10 percent. Over that same time period, the average American woman has added about 20 percent of BMI. Another titillating fact Wired...
The BBC believes most people will have read only 6...
theeighthhorcrux:
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sparklestarstickurrs:
crazieesophiee:
01 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - 02 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - 03 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - 04 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - 05 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - 06 The Bible - 07 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - 08 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell - 09 His Dark Materials - Philip...
Dance dance in the morning light. Open your darkened eyes. Hey, hey, it’s a beautiful day, It’ll be okay, it’ll be okay.
Dear Tumblarity,
I sincerely request that you become the number 1 for all tumblrers. If you make it 0, everyone will be sad. :( You do not want that do you now? I feel that 1 will be a better choice since everyone will feel that they are numero uno.
I wrote some more important sounding stuff, but now I forgot it.
Sincerely awaiting your compliance.
Kthxbai.
Rose: So there's three of you. Three Doctors.
Jack: I can't even tell you what I'm thinking right now.
July 2009
145 posts
I want a girl with lips like morphine. Knock me out everytime they touch me. I want to feel a kiss just crush me, and break me down. Blow a kiss that leaves me gasping. And I wanna feel that lightning strike me, And burn me down.